Rajeev Ki Dhaakad Comedy (Haryanvi)

China aale kime ni chodte chahe ine das sin ka baasi gobar dede, China ke hotel m or haryana ke hotel m menu card antar. China aale- Sanp tika, Kachu kadai, Fresh kutta, Do mui nagan, Nyol. Haryana aale- Sarso ka saag, Shahi panner, Daal makhni, Missi roti, Palak paneer, Kadai paneer

Le janu jalebi kha, na phla chand ne dekhungi.

Darling tne leke m film banaunga,mer ti leke to kade ghuman ka prograam ni bnaya ... Husband-Wife ki khati mithi nok jhok

Dekhiye bhai sahab aap to sarab piker aaye hai or mne ure sapra pike aana tha. To chaliye aap hamare persan ka utar dijiye.. persan ka utar den ne m ure JBT ka paper den aara hu

Jade paani kam tha ode tinde len gya tha, Un ka topa simva liye, Guldane te badi gumdi se tere, Kale ud aale bollywood actoro p haryanvi nakal.